We’ve got a double pass to attend GABS in the city of your choice – Melbourne May 20 to 22 or Sydney May 27 to 28  – we just wanna know in 25 words or less: which historical figure would make the ultimate drinking buddy and why? Rack that skull of yours, scribble down the answer and bang it to editor – Coops by emailing info@thecutthroatjournal.com

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